Wife gets husband arrested for snoring

Wife got so tired of her husband’s snoring that she tried to get him arrested so she could get a decent night’s sleep.

The South Carolina woman called police deputies complaining that her husband was snoring too loudly and wouldn’t stop.

According to a police report, the wife - who has not been named to protect her blushes - had tried to go to sleep but his incessant snorts and rumblings were impossible to ignore.

In an infuriating predicament that women around the world will know only too well, all attempts to prod and nudge and move her slumbering lover failed to shut him up.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326792/Sleep-deprived-woman-calls-police-bid-husband-arrested--snoring.html#ixzz14QKm8jUe

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